omfg im crying and hyperventilating and laughing
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me being touched by people who aren’t my friends
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so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.
may I present to you Mr. Vice President Bro Biden
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Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you. ”May I have this dance?” they ask. You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character.
Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning.
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theres nothing jacking off cant fix
Masturbation Addiction.
ok u win this time
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THIS MADE ME START HYPERVENTILATING which is really ironic
that was fucking terrifying
your tension has been exterminated
EXTERMINATED
I’m crying in laughter
I am shaking guys, this was frightening
omfg im crying and hyperventilating and laughing
FUCK!
I CAN’T KEEP MY BREATHING STRAIGHT BECAUSE I’M LAUGHING SO HARD DALEKS JUST ALWAYS SOUND SO ANGRY AND FRANTIC
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Someone rp sabriel where gabriel falls and becomes human with me? Pretty please? ( i already have prompts written for both character and i do any and all themes from fluff to smut to angst)
If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST
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I am not joking, I cannot stop laughing right now x’D
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
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there are like 3 or 4 songs in my itunes library that make me go from depressed young adult to full on stripper in 0.02 seconds
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